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chickenuqqet:

"hates a strong word"

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brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

tupacabra:

dentist: ok now open wide

me:

briancalzini:

One less lonely girl.

briancalzini:

One less lonely girl.

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

dingdongyouarewrong:

What? But that’s singular? What the FUCK duolingo

dingdongyouarewrong:

What? But that’s singular? What the FUCK duolingo

spookywagonfoundation:

did-you-kno:

Source

out of all the kissing pictures on the internet

spookywagonfoundation:

did-you-kno:

Source

out of all the kissing pictures on the internet

straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

hanari-502:

abbydraws:


Chinese version of Rapunzel (Tangled)


The wok tho

hanari-502:

abbydraws:

Chinese version of Rapunzel (Tangled)

The wok tho

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like